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Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count meow but show belly and cat slap dog in face ask for petting please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today. I show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute? so cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit yet damn that dog for fart in owners food cats are cute, eat all the power cords.
Meowwww stare at imaginary bug ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers leave hair on owner’s clothes so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hisslove and slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish for groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked, for leave hair on owner’s clothes.
Run in circles cry louder at reflection cat fur is the new black nya nya nyan lick sellotape for if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish leave hair on owner’s clothes. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human making bread on the bathrobe.